One funny thing about being Al Gore is that random people are always apologizing to me for stuff. For example, if I order a coffee at a fast food place, and it comes in a Styrofoam cup, the employee might say, "I'm so sorry we don't have biodegradable cups!" People apologize to me for using plastic grocery bags, not riding their bikes to work, watering their lawns. It's kind of weird.
Sometimes I just want to say, "you know what? One time I was on a friend's yacht and we ran over a freakin' dolphin and killed it. So don't feel bad."
In other news, I called Bono back last night. Starting tomorrow I am drinking no coffee for one week. Yikes!! Or, as the kids these days say, OMG!
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