House Party

Usually I try really hard to avoid using my celebrity status to gain unfair advantages in everyday life. I don't accept free jackets from ArcTeryx, I don't cut lines at Disneyland, etc. But there is one thing that I did as a personal favor to myself (after I got out of office, of course!) which I wouldn't have been able to do if I weren't famous. And I have to admit, I shamelessly enjoy it.

What did I do? Well.... I became friends with the cast and crew of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

So last weekend, Tipper and I decided to throw an old-fashioned kegger, and we invited the Star Trek folks, of course, as well as the usual mix of politicians and other celebs. Here's a summary of the key events that took place at the party:

First person to pass out - Laura Bush, at 9pm. She's not much of a partier, but man she can sleep through anything!

Person who won the most money at poker - Dick Cheney, of course!

Person woh lost the most money - Brent Spiner (Data). This award usually goes to George W., but he was too busy playing in the Baghdad tourney.

Longest keg stand - Michael Dorn. (Worf).

Second longest keg stand - Gates McFadden. (Dr. Crusher.) This woman kicks ass.

Youngest arm candy - Elliot Spitzer.

Most random person to show up - Puff Daddy (or whatever his name is now). I swear I still have no idea who invited him.

Most shots consumed without puking - Colm Meaney. (You probably don't know who he is unless you're a big Star Trek fan.)

Cougar Award - Nancy Pelosi for dirty dancing with Wil Wheaton (Wesley Crusher - also in Stand By Me).

All in all, it was a great time! We danced, there were a few pukers, Tipper and I played flip-cup, and Bill went on a burrito run at 3am. I am telling you, if you ever become famous, hook yourself up with the Star Trek crew, they are awesome to party with!