My Life is Not Average

Hey, have you guys seen this My Life is Average website? It is freaking hilarious! I was laughing so hard that milk came out my nose.

Basically, people write short little blurbs such as "Today, I thought about going for a jog. Instead I watched TV and ate gummi bears." and then end it by saying "My life is average." It's so funny that I thought about writing one myself. But then I realized, hey I'm Al Gore. My life is so far from average it isn't even funny.

But what I could do is write about my staffers! Their lives are definitely average. I mean let's face it, when you're trying to make it in politics you can't speak your mind, you're always kissing butts, and your work always has to come first. I know, I've been there too.

So here's one I came up with: "During the 2000 campaign, one of my staffers fell in love with one of George Bush's staffers. It would have been a real Romeo and Juliet story. But she broke it off because she didn't want to risk losing her job. Her life is average."

How funny is that? ROFL.